24 六月
2009
Posted in: 無病呻吟
By 奇奇狗    1 Comment

Oh Shit ! this is a bad pet owner

這應該印成海報貼在門口。


Super 1 診斷治療諮詢都要最好的服務，要我 ( 飼主 ) 付錢？免談！
Supply best service is the Vet’s duty , but pay for this is not my duty

Super 2 獸醫必須要有愛心，愛心 = 廉價，最好是免費！
The vet. must with love , love equal low charge , free is better

01 ) 特別叮嚀治療一定要用最好的藥，付費時卻只願付最少的費用。
Require using the best medicine for his pet , but payless to the Vet.

02 ) 狗咬了獸醫，卻還露出得意的獰笑。
He is so happy that his dog bite the Vet.

03 ) 明明想棄養自己的寵物，卻還像送禮一樣地要獸醫感謝他。
Given away his pet but waiting the Vet. thanks for get a gift

04 ) 狗咬了獸醫還說：我的狗從來不咬「人」！
My dog never bite "man", said after his dog bite the Vet. ( Vet. is not a Man ?

05 ) 寧願相信養寵物朋友的建議，而不願相信獸醫的話。
Always believe "my friend said" but not the Vet. said

06 ) 管他甚麼檢查？解說病情也免了，只要打三針就走人。
Coolly say : do not explain too much just give my pet 3 shots

07 ) 重複地問一堆問題，卻永遠不把答案記下來。
Always asking questions but never remember the answers

08 ) 以為獸醫都不用睡覺，小病也要急診。
Make emergency call , said Dr. my dog has flea !

09 ) 好像他就是獸醫，一進醫院就說：「我的狗感冒了，幫牠打幾針吧！」
He just like a Vet. make diagnosis for his pet

10 ) 在獸醫院好像到了夜市般的討價還價！
In the Vet. clinic like be in a flea market bargain the medical charge

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1 Comment

  • 小羅 2009/06/25 at 12:01

    妳以後要告主人的話
    我可以幫你多要些精神慰撫金＠＠
    但如果我是寵物主人的話…嘻嘻

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